April 16, 2014
"Come at me, Bro."

— 4 y/o

March 31, 2014
"Good night! I’m going to leave you down here alone and let whatever is roaming around in the dark get you."

— 11 y/o

March 27, 2014
"I don’t like when some people talk, but I like when you talk."

— 4 year old

March 12, 2014
"I don’t bite the hand that feeds me but I might nip at it a little bit."

— S-11

March 5, 2014
N: Girls like pink, boys like sharks.
Me: Well, you like sharks.
N: Yes, mommy. Pink sharks.