May 2012
6 posts
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Are you kidding me?
– Lark
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Are you a muppet, or are you a girl?
– Lark, singing this
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What kind of person throws cheese at someone’s head???
– Robin, at the dinner table
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A kanye-roo
– Lark, pronouncing Kangaroo
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Mommy, how do you become famous and rich?
– Finch
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What do you want us to do with your evil minion?
– Robin, to me, about Lark
April 2012
10 posts
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Dat my booty!
– Lark, looking at pictures from her birth
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Me: Do you know what the equator is?
Finch: Yes, it's an imaginary line of hot water.
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Do you have something pacific in mind?
– Wren
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Battle Cat
Hub (talking about the babe and the dog): She's like She-Ra, with her sidekick. What was the cat's name?
Me: She-Ra had a horse.
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Mommy, what are those, dinosaur?
– Lark, checking out my ponyhair shoes.
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Up, two, fee, four…
Don’t braid my hair-do, Mommy!
– Lark
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Now I know my A-B-C-ya. Next time won’t you sing with Nia.
– Lark
Why would the Easter Bunny give me a book with murdering in it? I mean, I like...
– Finch, who is reading The Magic Finger
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Robin: Lark, apologize right now!
Lark: Apologize. Apologize. Apologize
March 2012
9 posts
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Life is pretty good.
Wren: Remember when we went to that festival? With the horses and stables and barns and peacocks?
Me: Which one?
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You can’t kick someone out unless they’re physically hurting...
– Wren stating a rule of the playfort aka “the hotel”
Me: So do you believe there's a heaven?
Finch: Yes.
Me: Do humans go there?
Finch: No, only animals.
Me: How do they get there?
Finch: They fly up there in a tiny ship after they die.
Oh.
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I thought God was just dead and he was in the sky. Or is that heaven?
– Finch
What if someone wanted to learn the cupid shuffle and a choreographer taught...
– Wren
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It’s sunny
It’s foggy
It looks like a horror story
– Robin, singing about the weather to the tune of “It’s raining, it’s pouring”
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I just had the most amazing idea ever! But I don’t think it’s safe.
– Wren
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So, do you like fish?
– Robin, talking to a friend at the bus stop.
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Lark at 26 months...
A few things I don’t want to forget…
She’s super confident, and always proud whenever she does something new. “I did it, Mommy!”
She’s grateful. If I’m reading something online and click a picture of interest she may point to, she instantly says “Thank you, mommy!”.
She wants to help with everything.
She’s still afraid of the vacuum.
...
February 2012
12 posts
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I love my hair!
– Lark, after watching the Sesame Street vid
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I can’t wait to do my laundry!
– Robin, before the repairman arrived
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I love you, naa!
– Babe trying to get her sis to share lunch
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Please, stop fighting over cheese. It’s not the end of the world!
– Finch
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Sometimes he has playdates that are unexpected.
– Finch, on why he has to brush his pillow pet, Penguini.
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Can tornados happen during the winter? Did Harriet Tubman ever faint while...
– Finch during dinner
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Me: Very nice, Lark!
Lark: Perfect!
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I can make Crème brûlée for lunch.
– One of Robin’s reasons he should be homeschooled again
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People don’t appreciate cows’ hard work if they put food coloring in...
– Finch
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Me: *singing*
Baby: Shhhh! Be quiet, mommy!
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I don’t think such an energetic baby should take naps during the day.
– Wren talking about Lark
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Me: Cool it, Ollie!
Lark: Yea Ollie, cool it!
January 2012
8 posts
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He can’t do it himself, with no disposable thumbs.
– Hub, talking about the dog
Can you stop killing his magic? He’s Harry Potter, ok?
– Says Robin to Wren as he walks away humming the theme song from the HP movies
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Ew, that looks like it’s from Justice baby.
– Wren
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That was fourth grade! Things change.
– Robin, talking about his former nemesis
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What happens when kids don’t sleep with a teddy? I think they get bad...
– Finch
My hobo, please?
– Lark when she wants to read Busytown. Hobos are her fav in the books.
Wren: For her age, she's really tall.
Finch: But for my age, she's really short.
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*reading sentence* Finch: Eating chocolate can make dogs sick. Wait, if I eat chocolate, the dog gets sick?
-My future grammar nerd
December 2011
4 posts
Can a bull run up stairs and into an apartment?
– Finch, at Grandma’s
March of the Penguins
Finch: What happens if you touch a penguin?
Wren: You get rabies!
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Would you like me to induce your coma?
– L, trying to get Lark to nap
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Baby found a bunch of tampons in a drawer, opened them, and said “banana!” Not quite, m’dear.